My List of FAV iMs

Sometimes when I text people of even having voice conversation with others, I have the tendency to use IM and people will be like “what…..??”. Now I am not sure what IM means because I am introduced with this term by the movie Bring It On: All Or Nothing starring Hayden Panettiere (is that the correct spelling?). According to this movie IM is actually the substitution of phrase consisting three to five word with the initials of every word in the short sentence. Confused? Lemme’ give you an example. The easiest of em’ all, BFF; stands for Best Friends Forever. Got it? This language adds the code-ish sound to your conversation as it can really confuse others who’s eaves-dropping but personally, I don’t think y’all should use it publically while slandering others because not all people nowadays are that dick-headed (pun-intended) if you know what I mean. Here is the list of IMs that I often think of using but usually considering it as I freakiN’ “malas” wanna explain the IM in case my receivers don’t understand it.


B.F.H - B*tch From H**l

D.I.L.L.I.C - Do I Look Like I Care

F.A.T - Fabulous and Terrific

F.Y.I - For Your Information

G.T.F.O - Get The F**k Off

G.T.H - Go To H**L

I.D.K - I Don’t Know

I.D.G.A.D - I Don’t Give A Damn

I.D.T.S - I Don’t Think So

I.M.O - In My Opinion

K.M.A - Kiss My A*s

K.O.L - King Of Loserville

L.M.A.O - Laughing My A*s Off

L.O.L - Laugh Out Loud

M.O.T.L - More On That Later

M.Y.S.M - Miss You So Much

R.O.T.L.M.A.O - Roling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

T & A - T*ts & A*s

T.T.Y.L - Talk To You Later

P.D.A - Pretty Damn Angry / Public Display Of Affection

T.T.Y.S - Talk To You Soon

S.T.F.U - Shut The F**k Up

W.T.H - What The H**L

W.T.F - What The F**k


These are my list of IMs and I am sure there are more and better version out there. Apart from IMs, there are other code-ish words that I often use such as spelling the words (literally) or spell it in JAWi; Ja-AliF-Wau-Ya (Very good in determining whether or not a person can “smoothly” recite The Koran, LOL)

Ta-Ya-Lam-Lam Lam-Alif-Ta-Ra,

You’ve Got a Piece O’ Me. .